When it comes to the rules of acting, emerging ingénues know that getting a big break may happen only once in a lifetime. And if a savvy stunner is lucky enough to be cast in a major movie, she may need to take it all off in order to make the most of her opportunity. This is exactly what lovely Linda Morell (also known as Linda Morrell) did when she was offered a role in Paul Schrader’s R rated drama Hardcore (1979). Even though the risqué flick was probably meant to be a vehicle of stardom for Season Hubley, Ms. Morell’s mamtastic performance hijacks the show! Sure, Linda only has a few lines but the brief exchange with George C. Scott gives her enough time to make her vision of voluptuousness mamorable. That’s because the busty blonde bombshell is wearing nothing but a gold necklace and a belt. As the hostess (with the mostest nude boobage) at a strip club, the stacked starlet shows off her acting chops — as well as her big bare breasts. That’s dedication to your craft! Even though Hardcore was the first, last and only film that Linda made, her double Ds will take up permanent residence in your spank bank! Trust us, they’ll also gather interest over time. If only Ms. Morell had given us more, she could have been a real star — that’s the morell of this what-if show biz story. Is it too late to request a sequel? Maybe Hardcore 2 in 2022?
